In Saturday’s Telegraph Magazine there was an interview with Catherine Zeta-Jones in which she asserts how happy her marriage is to Michael Douglas by saying, ‘We’ll walk around the golf course together for four hours at a time.’
This strikes me not just as grounds for divorce but grounds for murder. Has she never seen the Michael Douglas movie Falling Down? Doesn’t she know that terrible things happen when you’re walking on a golf course? Golf being just one of them.
