The other night I watched again (in a
half-hearted way) the movie of Misery. As many will know by now, James Caan plays
the writer; Kathy Bates plays his deranged greatest fan, and she works all kind
of mayhem on his legs, which were in any case broken in a car crash. She has her reasons.
Well it all turns out for the best, except
that the writer is left with a limp and has to use a walking stick when he goes
to meet his agent, played far more convincingly than you might expect by Lauren
Bacall, who is not most people’s idea of a literary dame. Caan is less convincing I think because in
general he (or maybe his persona) looks like a man who’s never actually read a
book, much less written one.
But the limp
is convincing enough, which isn’t always the case with actors. John Mahoney, who used to play Frasier’s
dad, is a fine actor but I always thought he had least convincing screen limp I
ever saw. He just seemed to do a few shuffling
steps while moving his cane, never actually using it for support.
On his website he fielded questions from
fans:
Kathy Smith asks: "Do you ever forget
to walk with a limp on the set of Frasier? Or do you find that when you stop
filming you still do it?"
John Mahoney: "Every once in a while
I do, sometimes I forget to use my cane, especially if you are doing a scene
and sitting down. Sometimes I jump up and walk away, the audience loves it,
they love screw ups."
How we laughed.
I know that Martin Crane is supposed to be a
former cop who got shot in the line of duty, and the interwebs tell us that he
got shot in his left leg, but from watching the show I’d never worked out which
leg was affected.
I was always more convinced by Hugh Laurie
playing Gregory House, though I know not everyone was, and the convincingness of his limp was apparently in
some danger of becoming all too authentic. A headline
in the Daily Mail a few years back read, “The limping Dr
House has wrecked my knees, says Laurie.”
This was an exaggeration, of course.
The article quoted Laurie as saying “The show might last through to
series seven, eight or nine but I don’t know if I will because I’m starting to
lose my knees. It’s a lot of hip work. There are things going badly wrong. I
need to do yoga."
Somehow Hugh Laurie always struck me as the kind of man who might do
yoga anyway.
At least in Midnight Cowboy,
Dustin Hoffman made his limp convincing by making it “real.” He put a stone in his shoe that meant he couldn’t
help limping. It seems like the perfect
solution, and one that other actors might like to try.
Or, like Hopalong Cassidy, they could solve the whole problem by riding
a horse.
