One of the best things that happened to me while I was living in Los Angeles was that I became a lover of xerophiles – a xerophile-phile , if you like. A xerophile is an organism that thrives in very dry environments. This includes (though is by no means limited to) cacti, succulents and my particular favorite - euphorbia.
You see them everywhere as you walk around in Los Angeles. LA is not by any standard a desert, but xerophiles like the climate there and grow very well indeed. You see them in a great many gardens, and I got to the stage where I could hardly walk down the street, any street, without stopping staring, sometimes taking photographs, very occasionally making field notes.
Here in London it’s not hard to fine xerophile lovers, but they don’t grow their xerophiles outdoors in the earth. They grow them in pots that they bring inside for the winter.
So as I walk around London I don’t see any xerophiles growing in gardens but I see plenty in pots, especially in shop windows.
I’m told that this London cactus thing is a bit of a fad and may soon wear off, so I’ll enjoy it while I can.
But if you really want to walk among xerophiles in London you need to go down to Kew Gardens, to the Princess of Wales Conservatory.
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| Official Kew photograph. |
It actually has ten climate zones, has two areas devoted to carnivorous plants, and contains a Titan Aurum which produces the stench of rotten flesh to attract insects. Hey, you won’t find me making distasteful jokes about England’s Rose.
Also, as I walk around London I keep seeing signs for Cactus Security (above) who offer "end-to-end security project management." I'm not sure that cacti make me feel secure, but I suppose the idea is that you wouldn't want to tangle with one:
Also, as I walk around London I keep seeing signs for Cactus Security (above) who offer "end-to-end security project management." I'm not sure that cacti make me feel secure, but I suppose the idea is that you wouldn't want to tangle with one:
