If the movies have taught us anything, it’s that in a post-apocalyptic future there will be a lot of walking. Admittedly, there will be a certain amount of driving around in very cool vehicles, but mostly it’ll be striding along, gun in hand, ready to kill or be killed. And it seems that very few of us will be dressed appropriately.
There will, of course, be a lot of desert in this future. If you’re going to make a post-apocalyptic movie, the desert is often the location of choice. It’s pre-ruined in a way that, say, the Palace of Versailles isn’t. And you’ve got to imagine it’ll be pretty hot in this desert of the future, but that won’t stop a lot of people from wearing a lot of leather.
You might argue that a Terminator can get away with it because he’s a cyborg and doesn’t feel the heat in the same way that real humans feel.
On the other hand, Mad Max is clearly feeling it in this picture, though you have to wonder if simply pulling one arm off your leather suit is really going to be enough to cool you down much.
If you’re Linda Hamilton you’ll wear an elegant little tank top, showing off your gym-toned arms, but this simply creates a different problem: she’s running a terrible risk of sunburn. And if you reckon that in general women of the future will wear be wearing less than the men, you're probably right.
Milla Jovovich certainly looks well wrapped up in some respects in Resident Evil: Extinction but not so much that she can't show her stocking tops and thighs.
I’m not sure exactly what these boys from Star Trek are wearing in the episode “Desert Crossing.” It's not leather obviously: could it be polyester? Clearly they’re sweating like SOBs. Later in the episode they do strip down, though they don’t actually look much less sweaty or any more comfortable as a result.
And do spare a thought for poor Kyle MacLachlan in Dune. Well yes, there are reasons to feel sorry all for the actors in that movie, but in the picture below it looks as though his sweat problem is so bad that nobody will come anywhere near him. Wouldn’t he be much happier in a simple safari suit?
Finally (and I know you could go on about this stuff forever) we come to the movie of The Road. Now that is one bleak future you’ve got yourself there, but it’s not the desert. Instead, it’s a cold, grey, polluted world where the sun never shines, and walking is a grim and potentially lethal business. But say what you like, father and son are certainly dressed for it.
